Sexy Monday

Today was full of sex. Uncomfortable yet?

Calm down... I don't mean it like that...

In health we had a guest speaker come in to talk about abstinence. I didn't think it was possible to make taking to a group of sophomores about sex more awkward than that concept already is, but she achieved it.

Then we found a condom wrapper on the bus on the way home. One of my friends took it home to plant in her sisters room. Is it sad that I'm excited to see how that joke turned out? Too funny I bet.

I decided to make muffins tonight to eat in the morning for breakfast. Good plan, except 3 minutes after I put them in the oven, I realized I forgot to add eggs. So I scraped them all out of their cute little pan liners, put them back in a bowl, added eggs, and finally put them back in the oven. So it basically took me an hour to make muffins. So inefficient.

I had no homework except French to do tonight, yet I still haven't even done that yet. And I'll probably be up until 11. Wasting time is probably the thing I do better than anything else.

Speaking of wasting time, instead of working on our project in biology today, Daphne, Hannah, and I decided to g-chat the whole time about the kid behind us who made Chuck Norris jokes for a full hour of class today. Chuck Norris is only funny for so long.

Word we learned in French today that I wish SO wish was a cognate: douche.

It means "shower", but you can bet the whole class was giggling. Well, I was anyway.

THIS GUY is way cooler than I initially thought he was. But how/why does he do his hair like that? Link to what I'm talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

Our project that was supposed to take 15 minutes (20 max.) in communications today took 30. Sorry to our class, because our presentation was beyond boring. I would have fallen asleep about 5 minutes into it if I were watching it instead of giving it.

The time I spent "watching" the other presentations was actually spent designing the t-shirts I'm going to make for the Glee concert, and trying to come up with something clever to put on the drum line t-shirts for next year. I have absolutely no authority on this decision, but at least I can try to contribute. How does: "The only section that doesn't blow" sound? No sexual innuendo intended...seriously. I doubt our band director will go for this though...

I took some picture of the rose I got at my last day of dance class. Most of the pictures turned out like this:

But I took a few good ones, including:

So on that note, I'll close for the evening. If anyone has any suggestions for something to put on my blog, or something to write about, PLEASE TELL ME because, as you can tell, I'm clearly out of ideas. That was most definitely a run-on sentence. Whatever.

Byeeeee