SEMI-colon (Win?)

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. Guess where I just came from? Had...a yogurt.
For anyone who didn't get that reference, those are the words to "I Just Had Sex" by the Lonely Island. They are comedy geniuses; they're the ones who sing all of the hilarious songs on SNL, such as "Mother Lover" and "D*** in a box". They just came out with a new album in case you are seriously in love with their crude, yet hysterical, music. Link to the song/video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

I just used a semi-colon in a sentance. Probably incorrectly, but whatever.

My browser just crashed FOR A THIRD TIME. Blogging is getting difficult.

So you know how I was talking about our awesome soccer team? Yea, well we lost our first game... 2-0. And someone stepped on me with a cleat and hurt my foot. Fun stuff.

I have a really hard time taking the characters in "Twelfth Night" because I can only picture them as their "She's the Man" counterparts. Especially Orsino. All I can see is Channing Tatum's abs. It makes focusing kind of a struggle.

Our dance teacher informed us at our dress rehersal that we needed to wear our hair down for the recital. This in bad for three reasons:
1) It looks incredibly unprofessional when we have our hair flying around while we're dancing. Danceline almost NEVER does this except when it fits with the theme of their song.
2) It is way more difficult to avoid running into/kicking people when your eyesight is impared by a mess of hair.
3) YOU CAN CHOKE ON YOUR HAIR! This sounds ridiculous, but thats what happened to me. Seriously, It's a health hazard, I couldn't breath for like 5 seconds.

Musicals make my life. I could probably never pick my favorite, but if I had to, West Side Story would be up there for sure. Mainly for the music because IT IS SO PHENOMENAL. Seriously, I have the whole soundtrack on my i-Pod and I would be totally okay if "Gym Mambo" was stuck in my head for all eternity. Well, "totally okay" may be stretching it a bit...

I found out next year's music theme for marching band: Superheroes.

Umm....

So...

Can I say WTF? Cause I did. Lets be real, as much as that rocks for the cymbal players who I'm certain will have a plethora of dramatic crashes in their parts, this may be one of the worst themes of all time. Just...ugh.

Speaking of marching band, I had drum line auditions today. The word "failure" pretty much embodies what went down in my audition to a tee. (tee? T? tea? I've never really written that phrase out before, and I'm realizing now that I don't really understand it that well, like which kind of "t"? Who came up with that saying anyway? Can anyone explain this to me?) Anyway, I went in and COMPLETELY BUTCHERED the mallet part because I started off too fast because I was nervous. Well, they let me go back and play it again, and I did it WAAAAY better the second time, thank goodness. The rest was just...kinda...well... meh/ugh/oy/ohshit/hmm/i'mrunningoutofnoises.

My dad's reaction to me being a Link Leader: "Oh, that's really good, because I know you try out for a lot of things, and being accepted has been pretty hard for you...so I'm glad you finally got accepted"

Cool, Dad. I'm really feeling the love.

I GOT ANOTHER TAB BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO FUN! It's fun ways to waste time (which I'm sure we all need more of...) and I'm still working on it so don't judge. Just enjoy for the time being.

So I think that's everything that's been even mildly amusing recently, so I'm going to go sleep, because my vision is getting blurry...nmvn789vk;lqae;swnmc[pqwtnmvqwwhaaaat?